The house that we stayed at in Florida was luxurious, as I mentioned it was worth $1.2 million dollars. It was absolutely beautiful. Awesome kitchen and great layout. The only thing that I didn’t like about it was the furniture was super tacky and old, the beds were not the greatest and it wasn’t as clean as I would have liked it. But, that’s me being a bit anal (about the clean factor).
So, we had a bit of an ant infestation in the house. Mostly in the kitchen because its where the food is. It wasn’t a pleasant thing to see tiny ants crawling on the kitchen counter top every day, but what can you do? On our second last morning, I poured myself a bowl of cereal and started eating away. I was pretty tired so I didn’t pay much attention to my cereal. About three quarters into my cereal eating I finally looked down at my bowl…guess what? Dead teeny tiny ants floating in my milk. OHMYGOD – I JUST FUCKING ATE SOME ANTS 😯 .
Totally grossed out, I quietly told everyone that the cereal was bug infested, dumped my remaining bits of breakfast into the sink and promptly threw out the rest of the cereal we had. Normally, I would have flipped right out. I was grossed out, but I wasn’t over the edge turned off, and it definitely did not affect my appetite. I think since coming back from the Dominican in February, I’ve gotten a lot more chilled out about bugs and creepy crawlies. They are still not my friends, but they no longer make me wanna scream bloody murder. I’ve matured since then. Although ants have never made me want to scream, but eating them by mistake should, but thankfully didn’t. My friends would have had more ammo on me cause they were cracking jokes all day about it.
Well, at least I got my protein fix, eh? 😉