The house that we stayed at in Florida was luxurious, as I mentioned it was worth $1.2 million dollars. It was absolutely beautiful. Awesome kitchen and great layout. The only thing that I didn’t like about it was the furniture was super tacky and old, the beds were not the greatest and it wasn’t as clean as I would have liked it. But, that’s me being a bit anal (about the clean factor).
So, we had a bit of an ant infestation in the house. Mostly in the kitchen because its where the food is. It wasn’t a pleasant thing to see tiny ants crawling on the kitchen counter top every day, but what can you do? On our second last morning, I poured myself a bowl of cereal and started eating away. I was pretty tired so I didn’t pay much attention to my cereal. About three quarters into my cereal eating I finally looked down at my bowl…guess what? Dead teeny tiny ants floating in my milk. OHMYGOD – I JUST FUCKING ATE SOME ANTS 😯 .
Totally grossed out, I quietly told everyone that the cereal was bug infested, dumped my remaining bits of breakfast into the sink and promptly threw out the rest of the cereal we had. Normally, I would have flipped right out. I was grossed out, but I wasn’t over the edge turned off, and it definitely did not affect my appetite. I think since coming back from the Dominican in February, I’ve gotten a lot more chilled out about bugs and creepy crawlies. They are still not my friends, but they no longer make me wanna scream bloody murder. I’ve matured since then. Although ants have never made me want to scream, but eating them by mistake should, but thankfully didn’t. My friends would have had more ammo on me cause they were cracking jokes all day about it.
Well, at least I got my protein fix, eh? 😉
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I’m at the tail end of my vacation and just relaxing and packing on my last full day. I went on vacation witha group of friends, it was interesting. We rented a house that’s on this canal in Florida. It’s a nice house – worth$1.2 million according to its sales price. It’s a five minute walk from the beach. The beach is surprisingly nice, white sand and not the kind that feels yucky, cause I’m not a fan of sand. The water stretches for miles and wasn’t very deep which was good. And, there’s a ton of shells to pick and also a ton of sand dollars lying around that you can grab.
I’ve never rented a house before with a bunch of people. I’ve done the cottage thing, but that’s a bit different, usually I just stay for the weekend, not a whole week. Interesting dynamics. There isn’t a lot to do where we are other than shopping. There is water sports, kayaking, paddle boating, etc. I was going to kayak, but it ended up not working out, which kinda pissed me off, but I don’t want to think about it again.
So, today is the 4th of July and there was a parade going on. Very much like Mardi Gras, they throw candy and necklaces out to the crowd. The floats played loud music, it was very entertaining. Americans sure do love celebrating the 4th. I don’t think Canadians are as patriotic as Americans. Nonetheless, it was fun. I’ve done 4th of July in the west coast and it’s a bit different there, not as rowdy.
Florida is not my favourite state, even though I’ve pretty much been all over the state. But having seen a different side of it, I appreciate it more – there actually is beauty other than the swamps (well, Key West and Miami are pretty nice I got to admit). Would I come back here again? Probably not, and if I did, definitely not with the same people. I’m glad I went away, but I’m also glad I’m going home soon. I want to sleep in my own bed. 😉